Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite

thedailywhat:

Morning Fluff: It’s a baby-sloth-bathtime-video-needing kind of day.

[arbroath.]

I’ve watched this like, 9 times already, I want a baby sloth so bad! =/

anticapitalist:

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It’s weird… I see this and I’m more jealous of him than her… Emma Stone is so fucking cute

xavierexpialadocious:

forever-kora:

pizzarash:

theevilmuffintoaster:

loveclaire:

“One such woman leader, Qin Liangyu, was the wife of a native tribal chieftain in the western province of Sichuan.”

The Search for Modern China - Jonathan D. Spence

So…I’m going to have a threesome? In China? In the seventeenth century? With a married couple? That’s pretty kinky I guess.

amentiferous - bearing aments.

I hate dictionaries sometimes.

How do you snag the instant attention of a young class of mortuary students - or anyone else, for that matter?

JUST MENTION DECAPITATION.

Good. Christ.

so i had 2 books next to me
the first one: “they’re here”
the second one: “so uhm. sorry about yesterday”

i guess its gonna really suck for me this year?

“a perfect dive into the freezing water”

???? someone translate

“The dance of duality, darkness and Light as you will, are part of the play” <3

“More commonly, people who had incurred the displeasure of the Party simply disappeared and were never heard from again.”

thank you, 1984…

Mandee is on her way home, I told her to keep me posted when she gets to each state (she lives in Tulsa, OK)

Mandee:: I'm in Georgia!
Me:: Georgia is soo lucky =/
Mandee:: I'm in Alabama!
Me:: I never thought I'd be so jealous of the people of Alabama... =P
Mandee:: I'm in Mississippi...
Me:: Ok, I think that's far enough, time to come back now.
Mandee:: I'm in Tennessee
Me:: You're almost there!... Sort of =P
Mandee:: I'm now in Arkansas... geez can I turn around now?
Me:: Yes please!
Mandee:: I'm in Oklahoma... =(
Me:: Ugh, that's much too far, I think you've made your point and it's time to come back, I'll have breakfast waiting... =P

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wish me luck

Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite

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Also: My computer broke again, so I’m posting from my Wii and I can only type in the Title box for some reason :P

So, I know this guy who looks a lot like Tommy Pickles… is it weird that I find him attractive? =P

I know you’re supposed to post this and have everyone else pick ones for you to answer… but no one ever does, so here are my answers to questions no one asked… I was actually completely honest! =P

Mandee is on her way home, I told her to keep me posted when she gets to each state (she lives in Tulsa, OK)

I’m going to try to be normal starting sunday