May 2012
YAY! Seeing his face doesn't make me angry...
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Just stayed up too late to watch another Jay...
The Goon… written and produced by Jay Baruchel…
It was fucking fantastic
that man can do no wrong
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Despite his epic douchebaggery and my friends'...
I’m really glad we’re friends again and we’re starting to talk like we used to in a “I-know-you-so-well-you-don’t-even-have-to-say-what-you’re-about-to-say” or “say-everything-with-a-single-glance”… way =P
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Problems
My Problems:
Gotta start paying off my $14,000 in student loans in August
Gotta take care of my mom and dog
Sexual frustration, I need a boy… boys don’t like me
Taking 4 years to get an associate’s degree
this place is a fucking mess
I need to start working out
… ‘cause I’m a fatass that no male is attracted to apparently
Can’t transfer to a better...
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A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures
I found it on Netflix…
You should watch it
like
NOW
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So in an attempt to fix my sanity
I got a journal for Christmas, it’s empty, instead of writing actual passages, I’m just going to bring it everywhere and write down what I’m feeling when my mood changes and what I think may have caused the change… yeah, I think it’ll help, so I can try and improve the things that cause me to write ‘anxious’, ‘upset’,...
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
maxmovinghands:
icantfeelmyarms:
edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000...
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"Sorry if I remind you about that chick you're in...
I feel like I’m a good best friend… Like, I support you no matter what… but I make sure you remember the consequences… because I always have to be the responsible adult… in every situation… even when I’m with my mom/other “adults”
Anyway!
umm… yeah….
Why do these boys come to me for relationship...
I’VE NEVER EVEN BEEN ON A SECOND DATE, HOW MUCH HELP COULD I POSSIBLY BE?!?!
Too many dicks on my dashboard
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Wow, I'm feeling so much better in so many ways
First, spent the day with one of my best friends, at Magic Kingdom and Epcot, and I was deathly ill earlier and now I feel fantastic, laughter really is the best medicine =)
Second, his girlfriend added me on facebook and it doesn’t suck to see all the disgustingly romantic shit he does for her, I’m legitimately ok with their relationship… I even went “awww” at some...
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I like that you let me be crazy and then assure me...
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When a post gives you an awesome idea
but you keep scrolling out of habit, then nine pages later you remember that you had a post-inspired idea, but can’t remember what it was so you have to scroll backwards until you find it again…
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If Timmy keeps falling in the well
… Shouldn’t we stop sending Timmy for water?
Brett: Why am I holding a tomato?
Me: Because you left your hockey puck at home
Me: ... this would be an awfully strange conversation to overhear
let's be annoying before work
[[MORE]]1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? Why do I feel confident, but people still tell me I need to be confident… 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? yup 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? Care? I’d smoke with them! 4: Do you find it easy to trust others? Not at all 5: What were you doing at...
Is it bad that in How I Met Your Mother, I like...
… He’s just kind of a pretentious tool…
Watchsnuvv:
hanksypanky:
name ten things that aren’t skrillex
this guys face is fucking killing me omg
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I don't understand why these guys feel the need to...
I just want them to be adults and tell me what their problem is so I can understand and, if necessary, leave them alone… I haven’t done a damn thing to these boys, why are they acting like I’ve been some crazy amounts of bitch to them?
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I live for these moments
Finding someone you know in real life on a dating site… Then critiquing their page…
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I feel like sometimes I'm too witty and adorable
like, everything I say is flirty because I’m just so clever and cute…
this isn’t good when I’m talking to someone who has a girlfriend =P
Watchcityscumbag:
Cold Stone Creamery: Home Edition
This is the best thing I’ve seen on tumblr ever.
yup, lost 2 followers
well, now that they’re gone, I think it’s time for a little party ;)
There's more! My god, don't unfollow me for this,...
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Who’s the last person you talked to about sex? Probably Andrew
Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? No
Are you stubborn? Oh yes
If you took a drug test right now, would you pass? Probably Who was the last person to be on a bed with you? um, I think Brenden and I were both sitting on his bed at one point… if not, I don’t remember =P
Do you tend to hold a...
I don't want to sleep yet
[[MORE]]1. Three things I want to say to three different people. 1: It frustrates me that you weren’t listening and that you made all the decisions in ruining our friendship and refuse to hear me out, you apologized for exactly what I wanted an apology for, and if you had stopped there, we would have been fine, but all the rude and hurtful things that followed completely negated your...
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I want to lose my virginity to decrease my chances...
Listening to Art Garfunkel sing I Only Have Eyes...
… makes me wish I was dancing with someone… but I don’t know who, because I don’t have a someone =(